I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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