you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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