I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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