I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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