On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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