I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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