Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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I can't turn off my feet"
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
i think im in europe. pls send help
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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