I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
3 2 1 whiskey
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Randomize