My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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