Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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