puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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