i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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