I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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