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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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