Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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