belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
soo... how was my night?
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