I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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