So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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