Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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