The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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