remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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