I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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