The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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