I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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