Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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