His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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