Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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