i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Randomize
