Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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