so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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