You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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