I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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