so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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