So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
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My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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