What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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