Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
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Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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