look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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