i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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