Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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