did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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