how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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