please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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