NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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