Jerry, you need to find god
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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