wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
someone owes me an orgasm
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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