i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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