it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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