Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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