omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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