I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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