how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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