Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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