and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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