If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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