Just mADE A PArabola og urine
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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