I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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