I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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