I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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