i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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