ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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